Catastrophe when things go awry

(Broken english held abundance in this post with the typical "laaas" and "loh")


CATASTROPHE WHEN THINGS GO AWRY. Why select that kind of title which is not related at all, well i've no...idea...(=.+)

Feeling like wanna "zhar" people today. Hmm...lets pick a victim.Before that a flashback of todays' happenings. Alright so today was a busy day in the morning, cause was rushing to complete assignment 2 for MGW1010 (Introductory to management) subject. Heck, the whole bloordy assignment was given to us in such a way that most of us have no bloordy idea what the f--k was the requirement of the assignment 2. Stated was to find an organization (preferably a real organization such as Sime Darby Berhad- thats what i chosed; Unilever; Johnson & Johnson; etc.) and view the problems it is encountering that reflects climate changes (dealings with the environment- global warming, deforestation, etc.). Then find solution for it by applying management theories and selecting either 2; planning,organising,leading or controlling functions. Bloordy hell, the book in it got soo f---king many types of theories, how to apply, which to apply? As far as I noe in working life WHEREE...! got refer to theories when settling problems wan? Damn freaking hard la this assignment. Brainstorm like shit anyway I was very slacking la as usual. Started like 2 days before the due date. Now must go find additional articles for media portfolio (a combination of inter-related information regarding the problem selected in the report). What the crap la.

Now to select a victim to "zhar". Today while i was sitting my ass on the chair and my eyes glued to the computer in Monash library doing assignment ah, in front of me was this "weird", or i would put it as f--ked-up irritating girl trying her very best to f--king act cute infront of her friends irregardless of male or female. Doing with the cute-cute attitude of talking and dunno wat the crap she's talking and always talk-talk-talk with this irritaitng voice of so-called cuteness, thinking she's like damn f--ked up cute la. LA-las pure f--king lalas lalas. pure breed of lalas. She wasn't dress like a lala-er but hell she was definitely acting like wan. I doubt thats her original attitude. AND no i ain't jealous coz she's not talking to me or what, i post this up coz i just need an urge to "zhar" or in layman's term "F--k up some people" for fun la., btw i duno her at all wan ah, i just main-main simply randomly select a victim to "zhar" okay! Anyway cause some people are born with this kind of cute-cute attitude wan, and that wan i can compromise coz its "original brand" and they look very innocence wan and not some make up brand of acting cute-cute. Original brand looks normal you see, they don't put up a bloordy f--ked up fake mask infront of their faces. F--king irritating la. Analogy: U buy a nike selipar better or a nike selipar with a "made in China" chop mohor at the bottom of it. Same concept and theory la.

Life taken scenario (I wasn't bloordy stalking okay, i just overheard them)

Acting cute-cute girl: Aya u soo keng la, can do so many questions. So smart la...ehehe. (started laacting cute la she-RETTTAAARRRDDDDD!!!!)

Her friend which looks quite sizzling hot (pls dont blame me, I'm a guy for goodness sake): No la u better la. U can do the assignment like waah finish adi like that.

Retard girl (refering to the acting cute-cute girl): Where gottt!!! No have la , u simply say ehehe...(acting cute-- REETTTAARRRDDD!!!). U noe i talk to him just now u noe.

Sizzling hot chiq: Really!! How come he always talk to u wan? He trying to "get" u isit?

Retard girl: No la, just that he always no friend to talk to, and i'm one of the closest female friends he has, so he chosed to talk with me lo....and even he likes me aso nevermy la..i very nice wan wat...ehehehe (Acting cute AGAINNN!!- RRRRREEETTTAAARRRDDD!!!)


Thumbs up for sizzling hot chiq, go to hell retard-acting-cute-cute girl. Believe me i've NEVER hold so much grudge towards acting cute-cute girls in my life until i met this retarded bi-ch.
I just felt the urge to just talk nonsense. Fine!! i'm sitting here retardadly cursing on this acting-cute-cute biach and feeling so happy typing it out cocktalks.

Aiya just read through Cyclone Nargis in Myanmar about international aide going through blockades and stuff. Well if news from BBC and CNN is relevant enough coz both got abit bias wan especially CNN, anway then i think the slow rate of aide given by the military junta eventhough supplies are lining outside to get permision in, is because Gen. Than Shwe and his buddies all wan to punish the people of Burma for staging a riot last year which resulted massive criticism from external parties. Dahlah Myanmar leaders all hated outside interference with the riot, sure la the handling of riot will catch the "internationals' eyes".

Again yeas to sizzling hot chiq but booo.. to retard-acting-cute-cute-biach.

Byebye haha felt damn proud and cruel to just randomly pick a victim and "Zhar" cocktalks to them for no reason, well mayby in ur case but for me ah ....I just bloordy hate the way she acted cute-cute la. To much la that fellar.